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Anti-Hanson
Hanson, PLEASE stop singing!!!
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Someone! PLEASE! Make Hanson stop singing! Make the radios and TV stop playing 'MmmmBop'!!! I can't take it anymore!!! I'm going to go to their house in Tulsa, OK and bound and gag them all!!!!!
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To all the immature people who sent me flames, I'd just like to say how impressed I am that you can use swear words. You guys are so intelligent. (If you haven't noticed, I am being sarcastic.) And by the way... this is a parody. Anybody who actually would consider physically hurting another human being needs help. Real life violence is bad.
And, for the record, HANSON STILL SUCKS
"if i read one more thing about how cute Taylor is I will VOMIT! He is sooo femine looking it is disgusting!" ... "I mean sure, the band is sweet now....But in 5 months ya'll will be embarrased to admit that you own the CD. Hanson is just another TREND. Like The Spice Girls...They'll disapear soon."
Top 10 Things to do With a Hanson CD
10. Feed it to a dog
9. Use it as a frisbee
8. Pretend its a donut and eat it
7. Use it as a coaster
6. Use it as the flying saucer in fake UFO photos
5. Use it as a dartboard
4. Burn it
3. Sharpen the edges and use it as a sawblade
2. Return it
1. Break it
ANTI-HANSON CHAT
